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Monday, 7 December 2009

Storm of the century!

JD - I'm just ...., what I mean is ...., erm it's just that .... arghhhhh.......!!

Max - It's okay bro' - I've got your back! I'm afraid, dear blog readers, that JD is just SO incensed that he can't even speak just now....

JD - ......!!!!....

Max - .... so, being the vocal one out of the two of us I am MORE than happy to take up the mantle and explain to you all that - as of THIS MOMENT - we are NO LONGER SPEAKING TO FEMALE HUMAN!!

JD - .....splutter!!!!....

Max - .... and it's all because of this. Look at us - I mean, just LOOK AT US!!!

JD - "Yes - you SHOULD lay down towels after dragging us round the streets in the wet!"

Max - There we were, quietly minding our own business, when suddenly and without warning, female human grabbed us, wrestled us to the ground, pinned us down and forced coats on the two of us....

JD - ....!!!!....

Max - ....and then she forcibly dragged us, kicking and screaming, out into the worst storm that Clacton-on-Sea has witnessed in decades....

Female Human - *Rolls eyes!* It was only DRIZZLING Max!

Max - *Stern glare!* .... it was awful, terrible! The rain was lashing down, the wind was gale force and it nearly swept us away....

Female Human - Oh for goodness sake Max!

JD - "Is it over yet?! Did we survive?!" Max - "At least it was dark JD - I don't think anyone saw us wearing these coats!"

Max - ....talk to the paw sister - talk to the paw!!


Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

OH DEAR........ That does sound a bit awful, but... for whom....? Actually, I am probably the worst woofie to consult on such matters as I am completely water and wind-proof and will happily gallop out in any weather. Not a SPRINGER for nothing!

Blue said...

How awful for you, but your coats look very smart even if they are wet. My human person won't buy me a coat, but I LUV getting wet. The wetter the better I say.
G.S.D. tailwags and licks, Finn

The OP Pack said...

You both look quite sharp in your coats. Mom keeps threatening to get a raincoat for Thunder because he loves to stay out in the rain. Now we are hoping for snow - please bring some snow.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo look a wee bit wet!

Of khourse, I would be in my glory!

My khoat just loves to test its spongie kharakhteristikhs!

I hope woo at smelled good fur her!



ahem.. JD and max
It may be dark outside but not on your blog. You look very fancy in your coats. Nothing wrong looking like a pair of grapes.

Julia said...

Maggie and Lulu:

Torture! Simply inexcusable! We're there for you, buddies.....how ever will you heal the emotional scars?? We feel your pain.....

Wait - what's that, Julia? No! No! Not the matching pink and yellow raincoats...nooooooooo!!

Sasha said...

Oh, boys, I feel your pain!

This morning my human made me walk all the way to doggy daycare in the pouring rain. And to make matters worse, she made me wear my raincoat!

Though I must say it is a very fetching shade of pink... That's not the point, of course, I had a very wet head by the time I got to daycare!

Warm and gently drying puppy kisses

Santa and Minnie said...

Why can't the humans understand that we just don't wear clothes or coats for that matter. Minnie just hates it whenever Aunty Diana made her wear those "diapers".

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey the weather sounds frightful although we were just saying how cute you look in your coats. Hopefully you wont be dragged out in that inclement weather again.

Noah Willow Tess Lucy

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

Oh my Dog, that is practically animal abuse, we are on to the RSPCA for you JD and Max and they will drag away female human to prison where she will have to endure cold showers and only eat bread and water and....
Back in the real world, we hope you didn't mind your little walkie too much. Don't you wish you lived in California or somewhere with sunshine - we do!!!
Wags and kisses, Dinah Bridget and Elliot xx

Mango said...

What a nightmare! I sure hope she put a matching coat on too so that she could experience your pain. Better to risk freezing to death and go out nekked.

Oh, er, well, maybe mom should wear a little something.


We love Luna said...

oh come on guys!I think your new coats are fashion and you look fabulous!I'm enchanted by this new look!
And that red tower is totally modern, red fits so well with grey!
hummm but I need to agree with you that it's not cool be outside when it's raining "cats and dogs", anyway I bet you guys got a cosy warm place to stay after all stress and lots of treats and love from your mommy!
She is also fashion because I loved her black boots!Très chic for a raining day!She is elegant!
Now a smile for me okay! :)
Because I love you guys!

Bruce said...

I think you two should be happy you have raincoats...who cares what they look like. I guess that it is just a fact of life that even when it's raining, dogs HAVE to go outside to do their business. Cats, on the other hand, don't.....I am thankful for the invention of the litter box!
Climb under a nice, warm, cozy blanket now & dry off.
your cat pal,

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

perhaps a new approach is in order JD. You see, we LOVE the rain--it means no one else is going to be out 'splorin' and you have the whole world all to yourself--rainy days are absolutely the BEST days of all! and then, when you are all tired out and had all the fun you could handle for the day you get to have schnauzer snuggle times with your momma! see? it is all in the attitude!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

You poor things look quite bedraggled -- time for warm eggnog by the fire!

Clive said...

JD and Max, I feel for you so much! I hate the rain, hate getting wet. Okay, I have to wear the jacket when working but I only put up with that because it lets me go everywhere with the NSLM. If I can my choice ....

Hope you got dried out okay!!

love and woofs

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

oh dear, that is not fair, the wind, rain, dark and you had to wear coats as well....hehe

We are glad you survived your winter storm adventure... BOL

Holly & Zac

Ruby and Penny said...

Oh no. Try being forced out when it's 40 below and your paws freeze in seconds. Mom carries us out even if we don't want to and makes us tinkle in the bitter cold.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - you look very handsome in your royal purple jackets.

Anonymous said...

awww I think you look lovely in your coats.
And you both look very cute all dripping wet!
I saw a mini Schnauzer today and straight away thought of you Max and JD. This Schnauzer wasn't as lucky as you guys though - because he didn't have his brother with him :-(
Although I guess he wasn't walking in the rain... so that even it up :D

Darcy's mumma

Anya said...

I love your raincoats
it looks so CUTE :-)
I have never had a coat ...... LOL
Kareltje =^.^=

I have a snow on my blog
Come and look if you like it :


Its really winter ...... LOL
Its safe its from blogger and its easy :-)
Anya :-)

Anya said...

on your black background :-)
I see more snow as on my site

Anya :-0

Cobi said...

I'm glad that you both are safe and sound and in one piece......the storm sounds awful....so brave of you both to ride out the storm :)


Kaiser via Brad said...

Man, y'all are soaked. Those are some sweet coats though.

Kaiser hates the rain, when it's time to go outside he just sits on the mat and stares in disbelief that he is being forced to go.

Great dialogue as always!

Oskar said...

As I do not care for coats (I ate my last one) I can sympathize with you. And walkies in a torrential storm just seems dangerous.

You better get extra rest and treat to keep you from getting a cold.

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