Max - Look into my eyes....
Max - ....can't see it? Well - look closer!
Max - Mwahahahaha! I see this as proof that - like my hero and larger-lookie-likie Groucho - I am part-alien!
JD - *SCREAM!* ....er, did I create enough of an atmosphere for you Max?
Max - You were brilliant JD, he he he! Anyway, the REAL reason that I am currently sporting one ghoulishly green eye is down to my butch, manly and macho ways.
JD - Yeah, sure Max, whatever helps you sleep at night....!
Max - You remember our wrestlemania post? Well, the other morning on the beach myself and JD got a bit over excited during a particularly thrilling game of bitey-face near the rocks and I - erm - got flung against one of them. It didn't even break my stride and I simply leapt back for more....
JD - ....sorry 'bout that bro'! Um, I sometimes forget how extraordinarily tall and strong I am!
Max - Erm - quite! Anyway, the result was a busted blood-vessel in my left eye which only became noticeable during the afternoon. Poor MH rushed me to the vet in a mad panic the second he noticed. Because my eye looked so gruesome at the time they weren't sure if it was infected so I had to have some extremely painful injections - it's a good job I am so butch, manly and macho otherwise I would have screamed even louder than I did! FH took me to the vets again this morning and as the swelling had completely gone away they were able to put some dye into my eye to check it out. I felt quite miffed to be told it was 'only' a burst blood vessel as I was hoping to milk it for as long as I could - the amount of fussing I got last night was unprecedented! Anyway, this is why I'm looking part-alien - I confess I rather like it!
JD - I've been looking after my little bro' as best I can. Playing with the special stuffie balls that Aunty Diana made for us seems to make him happy, they're just right size for our schnauzer mouths so I've let him play with them without taking them off him!
Max - I'm hoping to make contact with Groucho aboard the mother-ship before the day is out - he he he!
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