JD - Hey, I didn't think you liked coke Max?
Max - Well, as you know I've always enjoyed extracting and chewing the empty plastic coke bottles whenever I see them in the recycling bin.....
JD - Yup! Your dedication to the environment has always impressed me!
Max - So I just thought I'd see what the bottles are like when they're full - I wasn't too impressed to be honest, they don't have that satisfying crinkling sound.....
JD - I hear you!
Max - So instead I thought I'd help the humans unpack their shopping....
JD - Me too! Mmmm - those GU chocolate puds looked yumsk! And they're a double pack too, so obviously that's a chocolate cup for each of us....
Max - Great! Can't wait until our humans serve them up for us!
JD - And then I found a bag full of salmon - mmmm, it smelled so good!
Max - I heard the humans say something about salmon and scrambled eggs on toast.
JD - Oooh - that sounds tasty!
Max - Yeah! They must be thinking about making that for us for being such helpful puppies. I reckon if we hadn't been there to help them unpack their shopping it would have taken them so much longer.....
JD - Very true Max - you are wise beyond your months.....
Max - Awww - shucks!
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