Lights! Camera! Puppy-cam....!

JD - We've had such a busy few days....

Max - Yeah, our paws have barely touched the ground! It's been fun though.

JD - It sure has. It all had something to do with our female human, who has just turned two hundred and eighty years old.....

Max - Good grief!

JD - She kept saying something about it being two hundred and eighty in dog years mind you.....

Max - Well, what other kind of years ARE there?

JD - Exactly Max! But she got a present from our male human that she's really excited about....

Max - You mean the 'puppy-cam'?

JD - Yup! Apparently, she can now keep an eye on us even when she's not here. So be aware of that....

Max - Crikey! I'd better try and stay out of shot if I'm ever caught short in that case.....

JD - Exactly! It must be thrilling for her though, to have on-tap Schnauzer action, twenty-four-seven....

Max - Wow! She must be exhausted just watching our high-speed goings-on.....!

Typical 'puppy-cam' still....ooh, the excitement!!!
(Comment from female human - Max and JD have stated that they are NOT impressed at my sarcasm concerning their day-long sleeping habits....!)

JD - Anyway, last Friday our two humans abandoned us to visit a place called 'the big smoke'.......

Max - ....and even though we were abandoned we were taken to this place called the 'in-laws'. I like the 'in-laws' - it's fun! They have a huge garden and we get to run around a lot.....

JD - They have a lot of sticks to chew on - it's great!!

Max - I helped with the gardening......

JD - .....and they've even got chickens! They were a bit odd though - they're not a bit like our squeaky chicken are they?

Max - Nope! They made funny clucking noises instead. I did bark at them quite sternly to try and get them to squeak, but they simply refused.

JD - .....and much, much later on we were delivered back home so that we could greet our two humans when they FINALLY came back for us. They made a big fuss of us when they got in!

Max - Quite right too! And then the next day we visited the house of a very pretty female human - I liked her SOOOO much! She kept on telling us how cute we were! She had two children.....

JD - We like children as they usually want to play with us, which is good fun! And these two children are probably my favourite out of all of them!

Max - Their house was great - we got a present! A new toy - squeaky hamburger, it's brilliant!

JD - We played outside in the garden for a bit....

Max - I tried my paw at skateboarding - it was great fun!

JD - Eventually we had to go back home, so we buckled up ready for the car journey.....

Max - I didn't want to go home - I was having too much fun!

JD - We'd enjoyed ourselves so much that we slept and slept for the whole afternoon when we got back home. I can't wait to go back and visit again!

Max - Me too!

JD - And then for the past few days our humans have spent the whole day with us which we love. Usually they go out to this place called 'work'....

Max - Mmmm - I'm suspicious of 'work'. Every time our female human comes back to see us at lunchtime - and every evening when our male human gets home first - I make sure that I sniff them both very thoroughly to make sure they haven't secretly been out seeing other dogs....

JD - I'm pretty sure they don't Max. And even if they do we must be their favourite as we're the ones they keep on coming back to.

Max - I suppose so. But today they went back to 'work' again and I missed them. I even cried when our female left us this morning and I haven't done that for a long time....

JD - Me too Max. It was hard, but we'll get used to it again.

Max - Sigh......if we must JD - if we must....!