Max - Sheesh - she took ages to sort out our photos! We might have to sack her, he he he!
JD - So here it is - there are a lot of photos so it's kinda long, but we hope you enjoy seeing all the things that we've been up to over the past couple of weeks.
Max - And hey, who wouldn't want to look at loads of photos of us?! *snigger!*
JD - About a month ago our female human found out about a beach that dogs are allowed on year round. It's only a 5 minute drive from our front door - how lucky is that?!
"Holland Haven Country Park -this park is situated on the coast between Clacton and Frinton and is managed to conserve the landscape, coastal grazing marsh and wildlife quality of the area whilst providing for the quiet enjoyment of visitors. In addition to some interesting breeding birds in summer, the Country Park is an important point for Spring and Autumn migrants. The SSSI designation recognises the rare and varied fauna."
This park is usually very quiet and peaceful - we're often surprised that we don't meet more people or dogs when we're over there!
JD - We feel lucky to have found such a great place to walk.
Hey - male human! Stop playing with the flashy box and come and join us!
That big thing we're walking towards is the radar tower that is used by those out at sea.
That big thing we're walking towards is the radar tower that is used by those out at sea.
Max - One thing I really like about this park is the rabbit poo - ooh, it's everywhere! Mmm - it's yummy! I always pretend I can't hear when my humans shout at me to 'leave it'.....
JD - As you can see from most of the photos we've been having great weather in the UK recently so our female human takes us down to this park most evenings as we like to have a dip in the sea to cool off.
JD - As you can see from most of the photos we've been having great weather in the UK recently so our female human takes us down to this park most evenings as we like to have a dip in the sea to cool off.
"....so I said to her, I said 'I don't care if you're coming too - I'm only getting in the car if you're taking us to the beach'....!"
The start of the park - behind the fence that runs along the back of this picture is the beach that dogs are allowed onto all year round - this is now JD and Max's favourite place!
"The sea, the sea - we can see the sea!" And if you look very closely you can just about make out the wind turbines that make up Gunfleet Wind Farm that is being built just off our coastline - you can see them better if you 'biggify' the picture!
Here's a close-up of the wind-turbines - our female human got this photo from the Internet, she didn't swim out to take it!!
The start of the park - behind the fence that runs along the back of this picture is the beach that dogs are allowed onto all year round - this is now JD and Max's favourite place!
"The sea, the sea - we can see the sea!" And if you look very closely you can just about make out the wind turbines that make up Gunfleet Wind Farm that is being built just off our coastline - you can see them better if you 'biggify' the picture!
Here's a close-up of the wind-turbines - our female human got this photo from the Internet, she didn't swim out to take it!!
Max - So our time recently has been spent romping with our pals in the field close to our house on our morning walks, sleeping our way through the heat of the day and then going for a cooling splash in the sea in the evenings.
"Oooh, oooh! We can see the sea, we can see the sea!" Note from female human - Max gives us heart failure at this point by wandering close to the cliff-edge and peering over! We are now training them not to stray quite so close to the edge - for the sake of our sanity more than anything else!
"That's it JD - you test out the water temperature and I'll just wait here and - um - protect the humans....!"
"Hey - Max! You coming in or what?!"
"Yes - um, give me a minute, I'm just - erm - getting my paws used to it....!
"Yes - um, give me a minute, I'm just - erm - getting my paws used to it....!
"Hey Max! What do you think of the Loch Ness Monster impersonation that I'm doing with my tail? He he he!!"
JD - So, we've been having a good time recently. Mind you, it has been a disruptive week for us.
Max - Firstly, our humans went away last weekend and left us! It's true - we couldn't believe it either!
JD - We were left at a lovely house with a great chap who took very good care of us - but still! It's simply not on!
Max - Indeed! It's just not cricket!!
JD - Still, that's all behind us now and we're sure our humans will never, ever leave us again....
Female human - Erm, er - how can I put this boys.....?
Max - Yes, they wouldn't ever be that cruel again would they? *glares at female human!* Also, over the past week our humans had some work done in our house.
JD - They had the lounge carpet replaced with a new hardwood floor.
Max - Something to do with a certain puppy chewing the carpet, which meant we couldn't be trusted to be left in the lounge on our own.
JD - As if we would! We kept on telling our humans that it was another, bigger puppy that wandered in, chewed the carpet and then ran away! But they don't believe us.
Max - It's not fair - especially since this rogue puppy looked JUST like me!! Anyway, we're not too sure about the new floor just yet - it's a bit slippery!
JD - We keep on skidding on it. Because of this we're staying on our cushions and doggie sofas and our humans seem to really like us doing this - humph!
Max - It IS nice and cool though which is soothing, especially in this weather.
JD - Yup - it's been incredibly hot here recently. And we hear that next week the temperature is going to hit the 90's - whatever that means.....
Max - ....I just know that it makes me really sleepy! I can't even manage a long walk any more, I have to keep on finding a nice cool hedge or some long grass to go and lie down in to try and keep cool.
JD - So our female human took us to the groomers for our first ever grown up Schnauzer hair cut.
Max - She's wanted us to have this cut for quite a while but our male human wanted us to stay looking fluffy and cute.
JD - But our female human won this time - he he he! - and now we look like big, grown up Schnauzers! This is what we looked like at the begining of the week....
Before - fluffy puppies!
JD - ....and this is us now!
After - smooth and sleek, beautifully groomed puppies!Max - Our female human was so excited by how handsome we looked that she treated us to some lovely new collars.
JD - I got a nice denim-look collar with some cute bones stiched into it!
Max - And our female human knows that red is my colour so I got a new red collar - with that same cute bone design.
JD - Phew - it's been quite a week! I'm really tired....
Max - ....me too! Struggling to stay awa.......zzzzzz!
JD - Zzzzzzzzz!
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