How the wet was won.....!

JD - We don't quite understand why humans like the wet so much. Just recently I've had soggy paws every time we go for a walk - it simply isn't on!

Max - YOU'VE had soggy paws? What about me? You're about two inches taller than me - I've had a soggy tummy, a soggy beard AND a soggy tail!

JD - You'd think they'd do something about this unsavoury state of affairs wouldn't you?

Max - Yeah! I mean - what about yesterday?

JD - Exactly! Wet ALL day. And not just wet either - we're talking totally water-logged, utterly drenched, completely saturated, unbearably sodden....

Max - JD!

JD - It means extreme wetness Max.....

Max - Oh.....

JD - We TRIED to go for a walk yesterday - heaven knows we did! But there was water coming down from above, there were rivers that had suddenly appeared all over our usual walking route and we had to wade through them - yes! Wade through! - there was water blowing over us from the North Sea..... It simply wasn't on for a couple of puppies as cute as us to go out in such severe conditions.....

Max - So we didn't!

JD - Well.......we did if you remember - but we dragged our human STRAIGHT back home again.

Max - Yeah - we weren't having that!

JD - Precicely! Nip it in the bud, that's what I say. We have to train our humans right from the start, otherwise they'll be dragging us out into the wet at ALL hours of the day and night.....

Max - Yeah! And I don't like being soggy!

JD - I don't like you being soggy either - you smell a bit......

Max - I do not!

JD - You do you know. You smell of damp dog....

Max - Humph!